She’s got nothing left to lose and everything left to stab.
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
*scrolls*
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
(via queens-boro)
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
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Thor Deleted Scene: Volstagg
#AND HE DOESNT CARE WHAT PLANET OR SPECIES KIDS ARE FROM #AND HE HAS KIDS #HE LOVES THEM ALL UNCONDITIONALLY #SO CUTE BECAUSE HE IS A DADDY #AND LOOK AT THE SECOND GIF #HE THROWS AWAY HIS BELOVED AXE NONCHALANTLY SO SHE DOESNT GET SCARED
the last gif too “I did a good deed today.”
the axe thowing kills me.
I’M EXCITED ABOUT THOR 2 BECAUSE I’M EXCITED ABOUT VOLSTAGG
(via queens-boro)
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
Dick Hunter
IT’S FUCKING BACK
(via for-shits-and-hiddles)
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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